14 Steps to Survive Hand Walking…

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Step 1. Create a playlist for each time period of hand walking

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Step 2. Make a calendar with your schedule and give yourself a star every day you show up and walk….

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Step 3. Buy a warm winter coat, a stud chain and gloves

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Step 4. Realize that you are bored already and decorating your pony

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Step 5. Get tired of “kite pony” and break out the drugs…Feel sad for everyone involved

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Step 6. Laugh at doped up pony

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Step 7. Buy toys for pony in hopes he will be happier in his stall (he loved this toy)

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Step 8. See this come up on FB…. Cry a little inside but keep showing up and walking

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Step 9. Buy pony new bling he can’t actually used yet due to FB memory making you sad

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Step 10. Find new supplement that makes this possible without having a flying pony

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Step 11. Realize you can’t listen to the same music every day for that long for two weeks at a time. Switch to Pandora.

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Step 12. Learn to start enjoying yourself and take lots of selfies with your rehabbing pony

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Step 13. Watch the sunset at the barn every night.

Its easier to enjoy when you are just walking!

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Step 14. Remember that this isn’t forever. One day you will get to do this again!

Lessons from a Pony

T minus 2 days until riding

T minus 9 days until trotting

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